Thursday, March 4, 2010

RB2: Downfall -- Expert Drums (Sightread 5*)

Trust Company.

Giving this thing a purpose.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Borderlands: How I Would Go About 4-Player Mad Moxxi

From a, well, one-sided conversation with Zenakuichi.

Steam:
02:24 AM - Alchanii: 8 and a half hours
02:24 AM - Alchanii: for 25 gamerscore
02:24 AM - Alchanii: fuck you

It took 8 and a half hours to beat all 20 rounds as a Soldier with the perfect weapons and class mod(s) on. 25GS. asjdhsajkdh

[AM03:05:01] Alchanii: 02:24 AM - Alchanii: someone tell adell when he gets back in here
02:24 AM - Alchanii: that I said it wasn't all that worth it to beat the 20 rounds
02:24 AM - Alchanii: 8 and a half hours
02:24 AM - Alchanii: for 25 gamerscore
02:24 AM - Alchanii: fuck you
[AM03:05:15] Chris: Seriously?
[AM03:05:39] Alchanii: "I'm going to beat that in a minute" pissed me off
[AM03:05:51] Alchanii: in a different way though
[AM03:05:52] Alchanii: you know
[AM03:05:55] Alchanii: where I was laughing insanely
[AM03:06:06] Alchanii: cause you were in for a BIG SURPRISE if you were going to "beat" 20 rounds in a "minute"
[AM03:06:18] Chris: Well.
[AM03:06:24] Chris: I was going to attempt to beat them in a minute was what I meant.
[AM03:06:27] Chris: And actually.
[AM03:06:31] Chris: I made it Round 4 in like.
[AM03:06:34] Chris: 10-15 minutes.
[AM03:06:41] Alchanii: on pt1?
[AM03:06:44] Chris: Full auto sniper is amazing
[AM03:06:56] Chris: And my pistol with 24 fire rate is awesome, too.
[AM03:06:58] Alchanii: ON
[AM03:07:00] Alchanii: PT1?
[AM03:07:32] Alchanii: alright lemme speak in clear english
[AM03:07:35] Alchanii: ON PLAYTHROUGH ONE?
[AM03:07:56] Chris: Lol.
[AM03:07:59] Chris: Playthrough 2.
[AM03:08:10] Alchanii: bah whatever
[AM03:08:17] Chris: Huh?
[AM03:08:19] Chris: I'm lost.
[AM03:08:25] Alchanii: I was doing it on my soldier
[AM03:08:43] Alchanii: so I didn't have magical shield ignoring abilities
[AM03:08:57] Alchanii: could probably shave 2 hours off with a hunter
[AM03:09:16] Alchanii: I recorded the last round
[AM03:09:47] Alchanii: enemies get
[AM03:09:50] Alchanii: uhm
[AM03:09:57] Alchanii: 65% shields I think
[AM03:10:00] Alchanii: 40-50% damage
[AM03:10:03] Alchanii: and 30-40% health
[AM03:10:12] Alchanii: and btw
[AM03:10:15] Alchanii: all four rules near the end were
[AM03:10:17] Alchanii: dead aim
[AM03:10:19] Alchanii: beef cake or whatever
[AM03:10:22] Alchanii: ironhide
[AM03:10:26] Alchanii: and uh
[AM03:10:28] Alchanii: I forget the last
[AM03:10:34] Alchanii: basically they wanted me dead
[AM03:10:46] Alchanii: I got a few legendaries out of it
[AM03:10:50] Alchanii: one which replaced another
[AM03:10:56] Alchanii: got a super accurate/nice damage bulldog out of it

[AM03:11:30] Chris: Nice.
[AM03:11:55] Alchanii: btw
[AM03:11:58] Alchanii: vampire is annoying as fuck
[AM03:12:06] Alchanii: especially when moxxi says "VAMPIRE" for 4-5 rounds straight
[AM03:12:12] Alchanii: and yes
[AM03:12:14] Alchanii: I had vampire
[AM03:12:17] Alchanii: 4-5 rounds straight
[AM03:12:28] Alchanii: it's even more bad with the uh
[AM03:12:31] Alchanii: one that fucks your accuracy
[AM03:12:34] Alchanii: but increases damage
[AM03:12:44] Alchanii: I only died one time
[AM03:12:47] Alchanii: and it was because of vampire
[AM03:12:50] Alchanii: and it was on round 17
[AM03:12:58] Alchanii: well actually
[AM03:13:01] Alchanii: it was because of vampire
[AM03:13:04] Alchanii: and 4-5 stacks of fire damage
[AM03:13:08] Alchanii: that take a % of your health
[AM03:13:17] Alchanii: I'm thinking 5% x4 or x5
[AM03:13:22] Alchanii: or no
[AM03:13:23] Alchanii: 2.5%
[AM03:13:32] Alchanii: so basically
[AM03:13:33] Alchanii: not worth it
[AM03:13:42] Alchanii: if it were 50gs-100gs per achievement on that
[AM03:13:43] Alchanii: worth it
[AM03:13:46] Chris: Yeah.
[AM03:13:52] Chris: But that'd
[AM03:13:54] Chris: Make it like.
[AM03:13:56] Chris: $10 more.
[AM03:14:05] Alchanii: but it adds like 2 days of gameplay
[AM03:14:16] Alchanii: when do you get dlc that adds 48 hours of game?
[AM03:14:32] Chris: Yeah, true.
[AM03:14:34] Alchanii: well
[AM03:14:35] Alchanii: actually
[AM03:14:36] Alchanii: it's more like
[AM03:14:43] Alchanii: 35-60 hours depending on players
[AM03:14:54] Alchanii: with a hunter you can shave off at least 25% of your time
[AM03:15:00] Alchanii: if he/she has that shield thing
[AM03:15:25] Alchanii: to fuck that shit up 4 players
[AM03:15:26] Alchanii: you need
[AM03:15:31] Alchanii: a hunter with the shield ability
[AM03:15:42] Alchanii: and a team accuracy mod, or, whatever, just put on anything that helps the team
[AM03:15:51] Alchanii: us we have every mod for every occasion
[AM03:15:52] Alchanii: so
[AM03:15:52] Alchanii: whatever
[AM03:16:14] Alchanii: you need a soldier with a support gunner mod like I do
[AM03:16:17] Alchanii: no other mod can help atm
[AM03:16:34] Alchanii: if you have stat you're even more helpful
[AM03:16:58] Alchanii: and you need two (one if berserker's motherfucking mods worked) sirens with team shield or team resistance
[AM03:17:09] Alchanii: really need shock resistance so I'd go with that
[AM03:17:14] Alchanii: if berserker's mods worked
[AM03:17:25] Alchanii: you need a berserker with team health 50% or so, with a good regen
[AM03:17:39] Alchanii: you'll never be meleeing so why have team melee damage
[AM03:18:02] Alchanii: two sirens with two 40-50% team shield cap mods would fuck shit so crazy
[AM03:18:25] Alchanii: I've already figured it out
[AM03:18:33] Alchanii: there is no other way
[AM03:18:44] Alchanii: if you try another way you'll end up using more time/effort or dying
[AM03:18:54] Alchanii: like two soldiers
[AM03:19:04] Alchanii: if one had team shield + health regen
[AM03:19:05] Alchanii: if it worked
[AM03:19:09] Alchanii: and one had ammo + mag
[AM03:19:24] Alchanii: then you're taking a vital chunk of shield cap away
[AM03:19:35] Alchanii: you cannot sacrifice a hunter spot
[AM03:19:41] Alchanii: you need shields being fucked
[AM03:20:34] Alchanii: or if you forgot the soldier and put in two sirens or three even
[AM03:20:37] Alchanii: for more shield
[AM03:20:42] Alchanii: or more resistance
[AM03:20:54] Alchanii: you'll lose team ammo regen, which YOU OH SO NEED
[AM03:21:00] Alchanii: my ass was saved plenty by it
[AM03:21:29] Alchanii: so really, one hunter, one soldier, two sirens, or one siren and one berserker if his mods worked correctly
[AM03:21:47] Alchanii: and really, each player could take a section of the map
[AM03:22:00] Alchanii: but they hardly ever spawn in that 4th spot where I/we like to sit back in
[AM03:22:17] Alchanii: and I'm assuming the hunter player would be smart enough to be able to solo a small area
[AM03:22:29] Alchanii: I mean there's not much area, the players would all be near each other

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

OPinions, OPinions, OPinions.

Yes, the capitol P was intentional.

Alright, what I said about MW2 last time still stands.

You can infact snipe with one of the shotguns (To some degree, anyway)

The multiplayer is WONDERFUL compared to MW1.
I don't rage, get frustrated, or anything.
..Which is rare?

Sniping is odd with the updated ACOG. It feels faulty on snipers.
The sniper collection is GREAT. I love the Intervention and how accurate it is.
Infact, 75% of the time you can get a 1hit kill with a SILENCER on at LONG ranges. It's crazy. (Can be considered OP.)
The 50 cal acts just about like the one in MW1, so nothing there.

What I said before about the 1hit kill weapons (burst, etc) they stand, cause I've been picked off plenty by 1 burst.. of any.
The shotguns are OP. Plain and simple. You can silence all of them. The AA-12 is a full auto shotgun that can kill in 1-2 hits when close enough. At medium range it literally does not hit anyone/thing.
Pistols are nice, as usual, nothing really to say about'em. You can get a Tactical Knife attachment(...addon, imo), and you'll be able to knife quicker or...something like that. I haven't really figured out what it's supposed to do, lol.
I have NOT messed around with the machine pistols yet, so... But I hear they hit pretty hard.
Same with the uh.. Launchers or explosive weapons, we'll say. I have used the thumper, and it's basically the all-mighty noobtoob except it is its own weapon now.
Assault Rifle/MG collection is okay. I feel comfortable with the scar and a red dot.
SMG collection is BEAUTIFUL.
Infact, the first weapon I used (and got FMJ with) was the UMP. I love iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
The vector is also a nice SMG, seeing how it can spray about 3 people down before reloading.
I haven't really messed around with any of the other weapons, but I will say the weapons they put in MP are nice. Along with the attachments. (Thermal makes sniping easy.)

Perks are...
Okay.. I still don't like the fact that sleight of hand and stopping power can now be combined. It cheapens my kills when I use it. I do enjoy the fact that they combined MW1's perks with these two ones to make a better experience (sort of..) For example; Scavenger allows you to get ammo packs off dead players... 75% of the time. When you get Pro, you basically get the super version of bandolier on spawn. Meaning you get max ammo for the two weapons you have on spawn.

I really got nothin' else left to say for multiplayer or the game.. Except..
The story is/was AWESOME compared to MW1's story. (Don't get me wrong, the story in MW1 was great.)

Now, for L4D2. This'll be shorter because I haven't played it as much as I have MW2, and L4D2 is way too easy to make a short version of whatever I want to say about it.
It's like a fixed version of L4D1.
The weapon 'variety' is okay. The L4D1 semi-auto shotgun is evil now... for... some reason.
Boomer bile jar owns pipe bomb in most cases.
Valve(...or someone) said that L4D2 would have more of a story, but it didn't. It has about as much story as L4D1.
The uncommon common as Valve called'em are... of about as much threat as a normal zombie.

Charger's AI is EVIL.
I've been shoved off of more things than I can count, infact.. In the swamp level, he pushed me into an instakill. Too bad the rest of the special infected AI are poor.

It's fun though, as much as I'm bashing it... sort of.

If you liked L4D1, you'll like this more.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

My stance on MW2.

Copied straight from twitter.

Will be putting a "space" in between each of those tweets copied.

So, I've learned that not only is MW2 a half-way repaint of MW1, but its exactly the same. Lemme explain.

The M16 still exists in MW2, yes? And now this new gun, the FAMAS? It's a burst fire, yeah? And it kills in about one burst in reg TDM rite?

The link from the tweet -- The FAMAS is a MW1 M16 in disguise, then. The snipers are ballsy. Perks are even worse.

Hell, and it's even more imbalanced because you can kill anyone within 3 hits of anything as long as you have stopping power. Not even that.

And now you can dual-wield shotguns. I don't even need to explain how crazy powerful that is. You can kill anyone within 10ft in 1 shot.

Oh, and do I really need to point out the fact that you can have a silencer and red dot on pretty much anything now? It only adds to it all.

Oh, and if you'll notice in the video, the person who upped it, called that burst pistol a "mini-M16" -- And that's all it is.

Also notice how (I'm pretty sure) 1 or 2 bullets to the head kill someone. One burst kills no matter what as long as it hits.

And did I hear you can silence shotguns in MW2? Oh, and I like the fact that a SNIPER from HITMAN is now in the game too.

The video, incase you don't wanna click outside of this:

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Stream.

Can't/won't do it for a while.
Comcast imploded about 3 days ago from this posts' date, and now when I go to stream, it disconnects everything, and it just...frustrates me. Hopefully time fixes it, if not, I'll ... sadly, go back to youtube and making vids.

Monday, November 2, 2009

NooBTooB Ep 163 - Borderlands, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Forza 3

They said nice things about Borderlands. Hell yes.

RB2: Indestructible -- Expert Drums (-1)

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