Friday, January 15, 2010

Borderlands: How I Would Go About 4-Player Mad Moxxi

From a, well, one-sided conversation with Zenakuichi.

Steam:
02:24 AM - Alchanii: 8 and a half hours
02:24 AM - Alchanii: for 25 gamerscore
02:24 AM - Alchanii: fuck you

It took 8 and a half hours to beat all 20 rounds as a Soldier with the perfect weapons and class mod(s) on. 25GS. asjdhsajkdh

[AM03:05:01] Alchanii: 02:24 AM - Alchanii: someone tell adell when he gets back in here
02:24 AM - Alchanii: that I said it wasn't all that worth it to beat the 20 rounds
02:24 AM - Alchanii: 8 and a half hours
02:24 AM - Alchanii: for 25 gamerscore
02:24 AM - Alchanii: fuck you
[AM03:05:15] Chris: Seriously?
[AM03:05:39] Alchanii: "I'm going to beat that in a minute" pissed me off
[AM03:05:51] Alchanii: in a different way though
[AM03:05:52] Alchanii: you know
[AM03:05:55] Alchanii: where I was laughing insanely
[AM03:06:06] Alchanii: cause you were in for a BIG SURPRISE if you were going to "beat" 20 rounds in a "minute"
[AM03:06:18] Chris: Well.
[AM03:06:24] Chris: I was going to attempt to beat them in a minute was what I meant.
[AM03:06:27] Chris: And actually.
[AM03:06:31] Chris: I made it Round 4 in like.
[AM03:06:34] Chris: 10-15 minutes.
[AM03:06:41] Alchanii: on pt1?
[AM03:06:44] Chris: Full auto sniper is amazing
[AM03:06:56] Chris: And my pistol with 24 fire rate is awesome, too.
[AM03:06:58] Alchanii: ON
[AM03:07:00] Alchanii: PT1?
[AM03:07:32] Alchanii: alright lemme speak in clear english
[AM03:07:35] Alchanii: ON PLAYTHROUGH ONE?
[AM03:07:56] Chris: Lol.
[AM03:07:59] Chris: Playthrough 2.
[AM03:08:10] Alchanii: bah whatever
[AM03:08:17] Chris: Huh?
[AM03:08:19] Chris: I'm lost.
[AM03:08:25] Alchanii: I was doing it on my soldier
[AM03:08:43] Alchanii: so I didn't have magical shield ignoring abilities
[AM03:08:57] Alchanii: could probably shave 2 hours off with a hunter
[AM03:09:16] Alchanii: I recorded the last round
[AM03:09:47] Alchanii: enemies get
[AM03:09:50] Alchanii: uhm
[AM03:09:57] Alchanii: 65% shields I think
[AM03:10:00] Alchanii: 40-50% damage
[AM03:10:03] Alchanii: and 30-40% health
[AM03:10:12] Alchanii: and btw
[AM03:10:15] Alchanii: all four rules near the end were
[AM03:10:17] Alchanii: dead aim
[AM03:10:19] Alchanii: beef cake or whatever
[AM03:10:22] Alchanii: ironhide
[AM03:10:26] Alchanii: and uh
[AM03:10:28] Alchanii: I forget the last
[AM03:10:34] Alchanii: basically they wanted me dead
[AM03:10:46] Alchanii: I got a few legendaries out of it
[AM03:10:50] Alchanii: one which replaced another
[AM03:10:56] Alchanii: got a super accurate/nice damage bulldog out of it

[AM03:11:30] Chris: Nice.
[AM03:11:55] Alchanii: btw
[AM03:11:58] Alchanii: vampire is annoying as fuck
[AM03:12:06] Alchanii: especially when moxxi says "VAMPIRE" for 4-5 rounds straight
[AM03:12:12] Alchanii: and yes
[AM03:12:14] Alchanii: I had vampire
[AM03:12:17] Alchanii: 4-5 rounds straight
[AM03:12:28] Alchanii: it's even more bad with the uh
[AM03:12:31] Alchanii: one that fucks your accuracy
[AM03:12:34] Alchanii: but increases damage
[AM03:12:44] Alchanii: I only died one time
[AM03:12:47] Alchanii: and it was because of vampire
[AM03:12:50] Alchanii: and it was on round 17
[AM03:12:58] Alchanii: well actually
[AM03:13:01] Alchanii: it was because of vampire
[AM03:13:04] Alchanii: and 4-5 stacks of fire damage
[AM03:13:08] Alchanii: that take a % of your health
[AM03:13:17] Alchanii: I'm thinking 5% x4 or x5
[AM03:13:22] Alchanii: or no
[AM03:13:23] Alchanii: 2.5%
[AM03:13:32] Alchanii: so basically
[AM03:13:33] Alchanii: not worth it
[AM03:13:42] Alchanii: if it were 50gs-100gs per achievement on that
[AM03:13:43] Alchanii: worth it
[AM03:13:46] Chris: Yeah.
[AM03:13:52] Chris: But that'd
[AM03:13:54] Chris: Make it like.
[AM03:13:56] Chris: $10 more.
[AM03:14:05] Alchanii: but it adds like 2 days of gameplay
[AM03:14:16] Alchanii: when do you get dlc that adds 48 hours of game?
[AM03:14:32] Chris: Yeah, true.
[AM03:14:34] Alchanii: well
[AM03:14:35] Alchanii: actually
[AM03:14:36] Alchanii: it's more like
[AM03:14:43] Alchanii: 35-60 hours depending on players
[AM03:14:54] Alchanii: with a hunter you can shave off at least 25% of your time
[AM03:15:00] Alchanii: if he/she has that shield thing
[AM03:15:25] Alchanii: to fuck that shit up 4 players
[AM03:15:26] Alchanii: you need
[AM03:15:31] Alchanii: a hunter with the shield ability
[AM03:15:42] Alchanii: and a team accuracy mod, or, whatever, just put on anything that helps the team
[AM03:15:51] Alchanii: us we have every mod for every occasion
[AM03:15:52] Alchanii: so
[AM03:15:52] Alchanii: whatever
[AM03:16:14] Alchanii: you need a soldier with a support gunner mod like I do
[AM03:16:17] Alchanii: no other mod can help atm
[AM03:16:34] Alchanii: if you have stat you're even more helpful
[AM03:16:58] Alchanii: and you need two (one if berserker's motherfucking mods worked) sirens with team shield or team resistance
[AM03:17:09] Alchanii: really need shock resistance so I'd go with that
[AM03:17:14] Alchanii: if berserker's mods worked
[AM03:17:25] Alchanii: you need a berserker with team health 50% or so, with a good regen
[AM03:17:39] Alchanii: you'll never be meleeing so why have team melee damage
[AM03:18:02] Alchanii: two sirens with two 40-50% team shield cap mods would fuck shit so crazy
[AM03:18:25] Alchanii: I've already figured it out
[AM03:18:33] Alchanii: there is no other way
[AM03:18:44] Alchanii: if you try another way you'll end up using more time/effort or dying
[AM03:18:54] Alchanii: like two soldiers
[AM03:19:04] Alchanii: if one had team shield + health regen
[AM03:19:05] Alchanii: if it worked
[AM03:19:09] Alchanii: and one had ammo + mag
[AM03:19:24] Alchanii: then you're taking a vital chunk of shield cap away
[AM03:19:35] Alchanii: you cannot sacrifice a hunter spot
[AM03:19:41] Alchanii: you need shields being fucked
[AM03:20:34] Alchanii: or if you forgot the soldier and put in two sirens or three even
[AM03:20:37] Alchanii: for more shield
[AM03:20:42] Alchanii: or more resistance
[AM03:20:54] Alchanii: you'll lose team ammo regen, which YOU OH SO NEED
[AM03:21:00] Alchanii: my ass was saved plenty by it
[AM03:21:29] Alchanii: so really, one hunter, one soldier, two sirens, or one siren and one berserker if his mods worked correctly
[AM03:21:47] Alchanii: and really, each player could take a section of the map
[AM03:22:00] Alchanii: but they hardly ever spawn in that 4th spot where I/we like to sit back in
[AM03:22:17] Alchanii: and I'm assuming the hunter player would be smart enough to be able to solo a small area
[AM03:22:29] Alchanii: I mean there's not much area, the players would all be near each other

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